May 2013
ham-and-pineapple:
pizza:
mozzarella-cheese:
Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
theyellowbrickroad:
why are australians so much hotter than like 80% of the population is there something in the air over there
drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
shoolisnpals:
weedhitler:
Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.
We’re
post rock
I swear to every God
Watchmormondad:
this video turned me christian
bondoge:
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
fumblrtabulous:
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
chickensandwich:
on fridays, my local news station still plays “friday” by rebecca black. this is what our ancestors fought for.
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
horcruxs:
it may seem like i’m always online
and that’s because i am
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
flowercrownharry:
“hey niall i know your knee is kind of bad but would you mind jumping and slamming it into a brick wall while i film you?”
“harry-“
“please its for the internet”
mademoizayn:
if i let you know i’m here for you...
sewphia:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
anything over $10 is expensive
still not sure what exactly math is
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
indiemalik:
i literally just want to be a celebrity so i can meet other celebrities and talk to other celebrities and befriend other celebrities
bigstupidbaby:
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
aguamentis:
gargoylesarecool:
ectoghostologist:
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
did you mean band directors
dan-will-make-you-howell:
do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin
shuckl:
shuckl:
shuckl:
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
vogue-wars:
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
landoffireandbrimstone:
silencesayswe-remember:
“So what have you been up to in the holidays?”
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS THE EXACT POSITION IM IN AND IM MAKING THE EXACT SAME FACE
butthurtbandboys:
i feel like whenever harry gets a stupid idea for a vine he thinks will be funny or clever he always finds niall and asks niall if he’ll do it because he knows niall will say yes to anything and he knows niall will find it funny because niall’s the only one who laughs at his stupid jokes
labyrinthofdenouements:
saderidan:
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
pignite:
*unzips pants*
it’s
cyberbullier:
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
